I had the weirdest dream last night.

I have weird dreams all the time. ALL THE TIME. Actually, most of the time, I don't dream: I nightmare. And even though by most standards, last night's dream would probably be considered a nightmare, in my head it was practically a walk in a daisy-filled park with lots of naked men hopping around. That image did ( Read more... )

The only reason I'm telling you any of this is because I feel kind of weird and loopy. Like a rollercoaster. A rollercoaster of LURRRRVE. I don't even know what that means. But seriously, this is confidential stuff. Like, it's only ever been in one place before: my brain.

So, I don't know about any of you who don't go to the University of Arizona, ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how NaBloPoMo just saps your will to live? I want to blog, I really do, but then I get here and I'm just like BLAH. Right now I'm in class and I'm making my students workshop their end of semester Reflection papers, so I figured, what the hey, let's do some reflecting of our own.

Here is what I've come up with. You guys don't see much ( Read more... )

Not many of you know this, but I was a preemie, almost three weeks early. I was born on the fourteenth of March--a good day, Pi Day--but I was supposed to be born on the first of April. Fool that I was (pun), I decided to come out early. Either that, or it was the Mexican food's fault like my mother thinks, the food she ate at the Allstate company ( Read more... )

I just got the most fun phone call ever. Being a hotel operator, you get a lot of strange requests and bizarre calls, but this one takes the cake. I answer the phone and this guy starts screaming at me, unintelligibly. I finally hang up. About thirty seconds later he calls back, this time screaming for an address. I tell him politely that he must ( Read more... )